vacuum
January 26, 2006despite my complete and utter lack of energy (i feel like what once was a piece of gum stuck the bottom of a shoe, now that same piece of gum still stuck on the same shoe but having picked up some dog shit and a lipstick-stained cigarette butt.) i am trying to stay awake until at least 9pm.
i decided to actually start cleaning my apartment, and upon vacuuming the red shaggy carpet in my living room, i heard voices. strange voices sounding like they were coming from inside a giant orange construction cone, or something like that. but i realized the voices were actually coming from the vacuum. i think they were trying to talk to me... something strange is going on.
posted by H. Hopkins @ 9:57 AM
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