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a square plug

it's good to know people, so if you are ever wandering around the square because your car broke down and there's nothing else to do until AAA arrives, stop into one of these places and say hi.

Spoons Cafe - operated by ben and zak
a wonderful place to eat some fine bagged soup and sandwiches. my personal favorites include the turkey gouda w/ pesto, bbq pulled pork sandwich and the fall classic (turkey and cranberry sauce), although watch out because sometimes they're a little skimpy on the sauce. Ohhhh yeaaaa! and if you're lucky and walk in during the right time you might even be able to catch the employees play a impromptu game of basketball.

The Runcible Spoon - operated by kim bo and brie
looking for overpriced crap that no one with a sane mind would ever really like? welcome to the runce. i've spent some time browsing the array of items, and they actually do have some really nice kitchenware, if you feel like spending $150 for a spork. just whatever you do DON'T touch anything (i've heard that all the shelves are set up on a slant so that when you put that $500 vase back down, it might just slip off and brake. you know what they say...)

Wendy Brown Fine Linens - operated by joanna (and former katie)
i've actually only been in this place a few times to visit joanna. it makes me feel dizzy. it seems as they do sell some nice linens and things, and if i were a 65 year old woman with nothing better to do i'd definitely be in there buying a new napkin "cock" ring every day. i think the other day some rich bitch snarled at me when i tried to walk past her, then again maybe it's just the botox.

Bilodeau Property Management - operated by moi
looking for an apartment on the east side and don't want to spend anything over $700? well then, you've come to the wrong place - unless of course you don't mind living in a studio on camp street. we're a good company though, and the maintenance department is oh so very cheery, just don't ever call and complain and you might narrowly avoid the wrath of ted, our very own fire breathing polar bear. call now and ask about our specials.

posted by H. Hopkins @ 9:41 AM Comments: 0