The Easter Bunny From Hell
I saw him without those stupid little bunny ears the other day. He looked just like any other normal human being, except for that he's not. Oh sure he might look all innocent and sweet behind that pink fur coat, giving out sweets to all the children in the neighborhood, but he sure can't fool me. I know what little white lies are hidden behind those big googlie eyes of his. I know about the time he slept with my friends wife when he was out of town for the weekend. I know about the time he kidnapped those two disabled kids and made them clip his tonails all night long. I know about the time he slipped a micky in my drink at the benefit auction so that he could out-bid me for the first signed LP of the Beatles' Abbey Road. And you know what, I even forgave him for that. I forgave him for ever skeevy little thing that he had ever done, but this time he's crossed the line. This time I will never be able to forgive that bastard for what he's done! I truly think that he must be the devil. Yes... the devil indeed. He must rot in hell forever.
posted by H. Hopkins @ 7:26 PM
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