tipping
September 9, 2005Cow tipping. What a ridiculous thing to do. I have never personally involved myself in any such activity, nor do I condone it. I think it is rather degrading to both man and animal alike. Think about the poor cows man! It's sad enough that those poor retards have brains the size of grapes and find their only enjoyment in grazing grass and predicting the rain. Then along comes Billy Ray and Jonny Boy, two local hick assholes, both wearing flannel shirts, timberland boots and Dallas Cowboy hats. They hop the fence with bb guns slung over their shoulders (to shoot some chickens later on, no doubt) and proceed to tip over cows. Tip over cows? Is there really any fun in this? Do they at least make a noise? Moo? Anything? Is there anyone out there with experience who can enlighten me on the subject? How can anyone in their right mind feel good aboutfucking with such a poor, ill-fated creature. And to top it off, after Billy Ray and Jonny Boy have a good belly-achin' laugh over the fact thebehemoth can't get back up (although you'd think maybe it has just given up and wants to die beforesuffer the humiliation of laying in its own manure), the very next day the poor thing's gonna get marched off to the slaughter house to be ground up into patties for the boys’ salivatory satisfaction. What a way to live. How sad. How sad.
Interesting enough there is an entire website devoted to cow tipping featuring, Cud-Elvis the cow. Now I know what you’re thinking, but don’t get too excited because this site has mostly broken links, but apparently some genius wrote a song about cow tipping. Maybe I can get the timid citizens to perform it someday.
cow tipping, it's such a treat! oh babycow tipping, it can't be beat! oh babycow tipping, cow tipping every day!
posted by H. Hopkins @ 9:02 AM
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